Let it never be said that you do not have an extremely rich and active inner child Bill...
I can see it now West Side Matrix...Two star crossed lovers from opposite and warring worlds, J-lo and Yoda.
Forced to live a lie and in love. J-lo swears she will never give him up. She loves his enormous........power too much. Yoda too vows his eternal love for he loves her enormous...........ass to much.
Then along comes Darth Russel Crowe, a dancing, fighting mo fo.....Jlo falls in love with his much more enormous...power and leaves Yoda.
Yoda goes beserk and in the final, climactic scene of the movie, he delivers the performance of his career. In a "force" driven, tap dancing frenzy, he causes the entire universe to collapse in on itself into one giant black hole....but, not before turning Darth Russel and J-lo into 3 quarts of blood plasma......
Cue Acadamy Award winning, Brittany Spears score.
The End ...
Waddya think????
Posted by jack at February 6, 2003 05:51 AM
I don't know if I agree with casting of J-low, for one, I think it would wreck the budget.. after all I am only asking 5 million for this movie.. and you know she would demand that much on make up, Maybe in her place you could have Maggie Gyllanhal lets face it she needs to do a musical to get her career going right. I think Yoda is a daring casting call, although I was envisioning a darker shadowier character perhaps Paul Rubin, I know he is desperate for work..As for Russel Crowe, I think he is an excelent choice except I don't like him..so we might have to look further.. but I do like the casting idea.. maybe George Clooney, but I really do like the idea of Russel Crowe.hmmmm.
Posted by Bill at February 6, 2003 10:59 AM
**%$#%&^&!@++$%#$& Producers!!!!
Always F**king with my VISION!!!!!!
Posted by jack at February 7, 2003 02:50 AM
isn't that what a producer is supposed to do?
Posted by bill at February 7, 2003 06:04 PM