Yes, I saw the hullk, and I alwas ask myself.. "when Bruce Banner turns into the hulk, and his pants get all torn and stretched, does his underwear give him the biggest wedgie ever? I mean, that might be the problem, since his anger makes him bigger and stronger, maybe getting him some cloths that fit would help. ok, somebody was looking for a review of Hulk, sorry I didn't get home until 3 last night, which isnt' much later then it is right now, but I had to work today. Tomorrow I only have to get up and play laser pen with the dog. (He Knows its saturday) Anyway, my thoughts on Hulk.. well, hmmmm, it didn't completely suck. but it wasn't great. I don't want to give away anything, but I will say these few things.. I think the last 30 minutes should have bean completely cut out. I think the studio said that there wasn't enough action and that more needed to be added.. so they forced this giant fight scene that didn't make any sence, and when the movie finished, both Jack
and I had to ask.. what the hell happened, I don't get it. Maybe somebody who did will let me know. I think that even if the movie was worse then that "Last..Battlefield" movie if you get my secret movie titles.. getting to watch that much Jennifer Connely would make me love any movie.. ok, I admit it, she makes my heart patter a bit.. anyway.. The Expierence was a wonderful one and those that I invited who opted to not go missed an incredible expierence.. It started with Jack comming to my house and joining us for dinner, we then went to Jacks Moms house to pick up some sheet music, another story, that isn't really mine to tell.. so while Jack was getting music, I called my brother to wish him a happy 40th birthday.. We got to the theater around 11:15 and stood with the masses outside the theater when we picked up our tickets, we were handed a green sheet of paper with questions about the hulk on them, fill in the answeres and you can win stuff.. Furtunetly I have the weekend to do this as I can't answere but about 3 questions.. well, we get into the crowd to go in, and while standing in line we are approached by an UberNerd who starts to ask some hulk questions..
Question #1. What issue of hulk was it where Wolverine made his first appearence? HE askes, followed by I think it was 187, was it 187, I say, well that sounds right, but for some reason I want to say 137 (this is my geekdom showing.. well that and the slight case of rainman syndrom I have, I seem to remember numbers, don't believe me, next time you see me as for my or my mothers drivers lisence number yes I know my mothers) He then continues on talking about how sasquack can only lift 1 ton but hulk can lift 2, and then talking about how spiderman has a chance against hulk because he is so fast and extra strong, where wolverine is only as strong as a normal guy, who can heal and has claws. Anyway, this keeps up for a few minutes, I am speachless.. I just didnt' know what to say, if I opened my mouth, I would be proven not nerdy enough to hang with this crowd, I might not be let into the theater.. maybe it was some sort of test and if I failed I would be banned from going into my neighborhood comic store and getting my weekly fix. fortunetly I passed what ever test was being conducted and the theater opened and Jack and I were let in (I would have felt bad if I had dragged Jack out at midnight and don't get him into the theater) Anyway, we take our seats and there was a great rowdy Midnight movie vibe going on then a person gets up and shouts.. "DON'T PANIC" We think to ourselves why would we panic, this person is being strange then "DON'T PANIC, THERE IS A SQUIRREL RUNNING AROUND IN HERE" YUP, just what everybody needed to hear to start the mass panic.. yes, a viscious rabid angry mutated squarrel running around.. actually no body panicked, except the poor rodent.. after some excitement the critter was chased out the emergency exit and the show started.. which I have already told you about so I don't need to say any more.. sorry I didn't blog much this week, I was making an e-card for my brother for his birthday.
Food Eaten: (friday) Q Cumbers restraunt all you can eat buffet. (Thurs.) veggie burgers (Wed, this was the good day this week) Sundried tomato pizza with smokey cheese (Tues.) Stir fried stuff. (Mon) veggie burgers, and left over potato salad.
Music Listend to: Jesus and Mary Chain, Dandy WArhols, Marilyn Manson, Front 242, Rob Zombie, MInistry, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Daniel Ash.
MOral of the week: If you are going to go see a comic movie, see it with nerds.
Posted by bilzabub at June 21, 2003 01:18 AMwow, bill. good length today. I guess I should have been there -- to deal with the squirrel. I don't know if I'll actually see this particular movie, though.
Posted by: jeremyw on June 22, 2003 09:11 AM