You may ask yourself what do these 2 things have in common, my ass and fortune cookies, before you spit out your fortune cookie and start rubbing your tongue with 40 grit sand paper, what they have in common is my fortune tonight. Tonight was my Inlaws 40th wedding anniversory.. so we took them to Cafe Brenda, Did you know Cafe Brenda is closed on Sunday nights, I didn't, so we had to drive on and choose another restraunt, after we drove a few blocks having our discussion as to where to go, we decided to take them to the trendy of trendy Minneapolis REstraunts Chimo Latino.. Sorry, we didn't go to Sydny's even though it was brought up, we felt it best to go somewhere we had bean and not play expierimental dinner with the inlaws on their 40th. Anyway, after a terrorifying trip to the bathroom, if you havn't bean, you will be sure you have just ventured into the wrong gender bathroom when you go. We got our fortune cookies. (Now before you complain because I didn't tell you what I ordered, I have to save something for the end of my blog). I was the first to open my cookie, now, the last time I was there, they didn't do the fortune cookies, or they were out that night or something, but my fortune read and I quote "Your Ass is neither Wide Nor Saggy." Which was a far contrast from the fortune cookie I had on Friday with Michelles left over fried rice, which read "Prejudice is the Child of ignorance." now, since I got these fortune cookies within a few days of each other, I am asking myself, what do they have in common, and the only thing I can come up with is the spiritual cookie gods are calligm me a dumb ass. I open my blog for further analysis of the cookies grand scheme.
Music Listened to: Led Zepplin, Billy Idol, Roger Waters, Praga Khan, Zoolander Soundtrack, Front 242. I think that was about it, it has bean a few days, most of this was on the trip to Iowa.
Food Eaten: (the moment you have bean waiting for) Portebello Mushroom skewered things, and Vegetarian Lo Mein, some stuffed Manocotti recipe My Mom came up with, Left Over Fried Rice, Pizza,
MOral of the Day: Do Not Tread Lightly Into that Great Night.
Posted by bilzabub at June 8, 2003 11:56 PMyoung grasshopper, you have gleaned much wisdom in your short time here in this realm. but you have much yet to learn. the first fortune, as far as I can tell, is accurate. not that I was looking, my son.
Posted by: jeremyw on June 9, 2003 09:13 AMShow me; sand the floor. Show me; paint the fence. DON"T show me; saggy the ass..... ;-)
Posted by: jack on June 9, 2003 11:03 AMExperimentation with the inlaws is probably unneccesary, especially on there 40th.
Posted by: susan on June 9, 2003 01:14 PM