Today at work I had a great idea for a movie.. I think it should be done.. Jeremy?
Anyway.. I was talking about movies like crouching tiger and the great choreography in it, the person I was talking to said that he liked those movies, but don't ever let him see a musical like chicago... I havn't seen it so I can't say, but I did say, what, no musicals, he said yup.. I was stunned, he saw how amazing the choreography was in those movies, but not in the Musicals.. so I figured someone out there needs to capitolize on combining the hot trend of action kick flicks and big hollywood musicals.. think if you will Ginger Rogers beating the crap out of Fred Astare.. can't you just see it..
the scene opens, an obviosly painted set a lone woman walks out of the shadow.. starts singing.... a sad song.. how lonely she is..Then a man in a dark cape and mask comes from a fire escape and begins to join in in harmony.. finally he stands next to this woman.. they look into each others eyes, you can start to feel the love tension building when out of the alley comes a mugger, he clubs the maked man to death in the street..steals the mask revealing a very average man, the woman looks upon his beaten and bloody face for the first time.. the mugger takes off running.... the woman kisses her would be lover and takes chase after the mugger.. soon she is doing crazy Ninja tricks...because Ninjas are Sweeeeeeeeet. and she kicks the crap out of the mugger while she sings a song about being a jet or some such thing..
I think it is a movie that has to be made.. for just $13,698.63 a day for one year, you can help this poor child make this movie for a measly budget of only $5 Million. That's only a cup of coffee at every Starbucks in the Metro area.
Music listened to today
Peter Murphy Dusk
Daft Punk Daft Punk.
Colen Powel Rockin the UN Live
Moral of the day: Is the Glass Half empty or half full?.... I know it is half full, I poured the rest down the toilet.
Posted by bilzabub at February 5, 2003 11:38 PMLet it never be said that you do not have an extremely rich and active inner child Bill...
I can see it now West Side Matrix...Two star crossed lovers from opposite and warring worlds, J-lo and Yoda.
Forced to live a lie and in love. J-lo swears she will never give him up. She loves his enormous........power too much. Yoda too vows his eternal love for he loves her enormous...........ass to much.
Then along comes Darth Russel Crowe, a dancing, fighting mo fo.....Jlo falls in love with his much more enormous...power and leaves Yoda.
Yoda goes beserk and in the final, climactic scene of the movie, he delivers the performance of his career. In a "force" driven, tap dancing frenzy, he causes the entire universe to collapse in on itself into one giant black hole....but, not before turning Darth Russel and J-lo into 3 quarts of blood plasma......
Cue Acadamy Award winning, Brittany Spears score.
The End ...
Waddya think????
Posted by: jack on February 6, 2003 05:51 AMI don't know if I agree with casting of J-low, for one, I think it would wreck the budget.. after all I am only asking 5 million for this movie.. and you know she would demand that much on make up, Maybe in her place you could have Maggie Gyllanhal lets face it she needs to do a musical to get her career going right. I think Yoda is a daring casting call, although I was envisioning a darker shadowier character perhaps Paul Rubin, I know he is desperate for work..As for Russel Crowe, I think he is an excelent choice except I don't like him..so we might have to look further.. but I do like the casting idea.. maybe George Clooney, but I really do like the idea of Russel Crowe.hmmmm.
Posted by: Bill on February 6, 2003 10:59 AM**%$#%&^&!@++$%#$& Producers!!!!
Always F**king with my VISION!!!!!!
Posted by: jack on February 7, 2003 02:50 AMisn't that what a producer is supposed to do?
Posted by: bill on February 7, 2003 06:04 PM