I was wearing long underwear because it was so cold today..and I found that I was doing the long underwear dance.. I think women know what I am talking about because I belive they get the same expierence wearing pantyhose and tights.. I know when I used to wear tights I found myself doing the long underwear dance....
It is just a jump to the left...
then a step to the riiiiiight
you put your hands on your hips..
and bring your knees in tight.
you do the pelvic thrust..
oh.. wait.. thats the time warp..hmmm...very similar..
basically...
you do this big funny stepping thing trying to bring the crotch of the undearware up further.. it tends to want to work its way to your knees.. then you end up trying to very coolly..put your hands in your pockets and pull up your undies.. like no one notices these things.. that never works.. the only thing that works is going to the bathroom and pulling your pants down and hoisting the waist of your long underware up to your armpits.. then you put your pants back on.. sinch up your belt and try to be cool.. which never works either because how can you be cool with your underware at your armpits..
passing thoughts for the day..
moral of the day: when hiking up long underware.. remember the waist should no go over your head.
songs listened to today.
creatures Anima animus..Pink Floyd Pulse..roger waters.. the new live one.. I can't remember the name.. ok.. shoot me for that.....I listened to it anyway.now, someone is snowblowing their driveway... its 11 at night.. hmmm and there isn't that much snow.. hmmmm...
The problem is, those are not long johns you are wearing or talking about. Those are M.C. Hammer pants. They are SUPPOSED to do that.
You should try going with the full body johnies. You know, the ones with the butt flap? With those you have the opposite problem. Those suckers creep so high that if you are not careful when you sit down, you can give yourself a vasectomy.
Posted by: Jack on January 27, 2003 03:46 AMI used to have a pair of them.. bright red.. and yes Vasectomy.. and and the atomic wedgie that they gave was also an added treat. I prefer the Hammer Undies over the atomic wedgie. the other problem was in order to go to the bathroom, you practly had to take off all your clothes.. and then where is that great bonus of being an man and being able to pee standing up fully clothed..
Posted by: bill on January 27, 2003 09:15 AMThe problem with the Hammer underoos is that they already look like you have been using them as a bathroom. You get that sort of, "1 year old baby with a serious load in his huggies" sag. This also what gives you that Hammer waddle... (ewwww)
Posted by: Jack on January 27, 2003 11:59 PM