December 24, 2002

Santas Gangsta Rap

My name is santa you see
I live in the big NP
You say you don't believe
well I disagree
cause I'm the baddest Mutha *%@#&!
in the whole country

I come into your house
in the middle of the night
carrying gifts
staying out of sight

so you'd better not scream
and you'd better not shout
or I'll cap your ass
without a doubt.

oopss, got a little too gangsta.

Posted by bilzabub at December 24, 2002 09:40 AM
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Yo niggahz I'm rudolph,
and I gotta red nose...
from tootin the snowflake and bangin ho ho ho's,
my homies the treetops
they also fly fast..
but I iz the leader so they noses in my ass.

I am the Big Red R
(uh huh, uh huh)
But SC is the star
(uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.)
he peeps the boys and girls
(uh huh, uh huh)
and gives the good/bad thing a twirl
(uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.)
to give a dolly or a suckah
(uh huh, uh huh)
from the SC mothah fuckah
(uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.)
Red is chillin now allaight?
(uh huh, uh huh)
So to all a good night


Posted by: macbootyelf on December 24, 2002 02:07 PM

my name is wayne. i have a 5 foot lovesac in my room and i love it. lovesac rule and they rock. only for girls ages 21 and up that has a lovesac can e-mail me at bwaynev@earthlink.net thank you from wayne

Posted by: wayne on August 19, 2003 12:06 AM
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